rockogre

My apologies, may the accursed thing light your tent at night with its hypnotizing flickering images of evil. It is in the trunk of the Volvo along with all of the other treasures. It's parked behind your tent.

I am leaning more and more in the direction of pillage Home Depot or Sears. I could use a good metric socket set and a laser level. This Yuppie crap is useless.

Possibly I could find a woman in the tool section that knows the difference between a worm drive circular saw and a hydraulic rivet gun.

Defileing yuppie women is like eating soup with a fork. The movements are the same but the satisfaction is less.

Slaughter awaits southward!

Buttcrust the befuddled

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