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Thraeryn · 09-17-2003, 03:50 PM

I desperately want to be made into one of those LifeGems when I die. Then I want to have a large party where everyone gets at least one glass of Thraequila, and one of the revellers drinks me. They won't know which glass I'm in: I'll have been placed in the bottle of tequila prior to mixing, and the hired third-party bartender will have mixed up all the cups. Eventually, somebody will take a swig and go, "Oi, I think I just swallowed Thrae." If I'm too large to have that done (ie, I show in the bottom of the cup), then I'll simply have myself cut into smaller pieces that hide a little more easily. That way, five or six people can drink me.

09-17-2003, 03:50 PM	#41 (permalink)
Thraeryn Loser	I desperately want to be made into one of those LifeGems when I die. Then I want to have a large party where everyone gets at least one glass of Thraequila, and one of the revellers drinks me. They won't know which glass I'm in: I'll have been placed in the bottle of tequila prior to mixing, and the hired third-party bartender will have mixed up all the cups. Eventually, somebody will take a swig and go, "Oi, I think I just swallowed Thrae." If I'm too large to have that done (ie, I show in the bottom of the cup), then I'll simply have myself cut into smaller pieces that hide a little more easily. That way, five or six people can drink me.