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I clip my toenails and let them go everywhere.
I take the subscription cards that fall out of the porn mags I buy and put them into the bible.
I set the alarm for 3:00 am for the next guy, in case he forgets.
I change the programmable settings on the TV as much as possible.
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"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
Groucho Marx
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