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The next morning. . .
"Cause of death?"
"Massive excessive ejaculation"
"How many dead?"
"3, the man died to lack of blood flow to the hear and brain, the woman unfortunatley was on the recieving end, you can see the exit wound on the back of the skull."
"And the third?"
"A real tragedy sir, apparently the man in the next apartment was just watching TV when he was hit."
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The Kender in your party has just screamed in fear. Please roll a d20 to see how many of your body parts are still identifiable.
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