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Little Timmy has a problem, won't you help?
Timmy has never had sex. Professionals have quoted $10,000 for their services.
Contribute today to the "Timmy Sexual Relief Fund".
You'll be glad you did.
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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom
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