Yeah, now if this was a regular user posting, this comment probably would have been edited by a mod

but I digress.
Anyway, I always park as far away as I can, and the reason is that this leaves my car closer to the parking lot exit; I don't like shopping or going to stores in general, and I wanna get the fook outta there as soon as possible.

If I park close, there's usually more people walking around the areas of the parking lot that're closer to the store, and other things getting in the way. Most people park close, so you'll have more people pulling in, or leaving, in that same area. No true for the farther parts of the parking lot, so it's much easier to make a clean get away. I also always my car so that I don't have to back up to get out; I just drive forward and get the heck outta there.
