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*Brian and Peter watching Seseme Street*
Peter: "So, is the Count a real vampire? I mean, have they ever shown him doin' somebody on here?"
Brian: "So...you're asking if they ever had a Seseme Street...where the Count killed someone...and drank their blood for sustinance?"
Peter: "Yeah."
Brian: "No, they never did that."
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"Final thought: I just rented Michael Moore's Bowling for Columbine. Frankly, it was the worst sports movie I've ever seen."
--Peter Schmuck, The (Baltimore) Sun
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