This is so terrible.... yet couldn't help but to post these lyrics.
Stairway "Anusapple" To Heaven
(Page/Plant)
There's a raunching lady who's sure all that raids is gold
And she's dripping a stairway to heaven.
When she felchs there she knows, if the stores are all fistfucked
With a shafting word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's motherfucking a wad pulling stairway to heaven.
There's a sign on the wall but she cocksucks to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes deep throats have two meanings.
In a tree by the licking brook, there's a blowing songbird who wad pulls,
Sometimes all of our raids are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it wad pulls me wonder.
There's a fomping I get when I look to the browning west,
And my spirit is crying for gangbanging.
In my thoughts I have seen farts of smoke through the fucking blows,
And the smooching voices of those who standing looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.
And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a titty fucking new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the sex fighting dripps will echo with laughter.
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a raunching fomping clean for the May queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the asslicking long run
There's still time to change the road you're on.
And it gamahuches me wonder.
Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know,
The piper's calling you to join him,
Dear lady, can you hear the asslicking wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway plows on the balling whispering wind.
And as we wind on down the deep throating road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a fucking lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a spanking rock and not to roll.
And she's sucking a stairway to heaven.
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