When I buried my Dad I found out just how expensive bloody funerals can be...
I don't want anything in a funeral home... no casket... nothing. I'm dead so what's the point.
As a memorial I would just like a big party. The kind of party I always want to attend but never seem to find the time to attend anymore... Booze, sex, mighty yawps all around...
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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke
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