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Stewie: PUT ME THROUGH THE PENTAGON!
Ernie: Do you know what sound a cow makes?
Stewie: Don't toy with me Ernie! I've already dispatched with Mr Hooper, I've got six armed men stationed outside Big Bird's nest, as for Linda, well it's rather difficult to for a deaf woman to hear an assasin aproach, now isn't it?
Ernie: Can you count to three?
Stewie: Can I count to three? <ZAP> 1 <ZAP> 2 <ZAP> 3
For god sakes, I'm already shooting at a fifth grade level!
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"They shoot without shame
In the name of a piece of dirt
For a change of accent
Or the colour of your shirt
Better the pride that resides
In a citizen of the world
Than the pride that divides
When a colorful rag is unfurled"
-Neil Peart
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