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What skills did Jeff have?
The only "skill" Jeff had was he flipped a few ways which had been done years before he broke in. He couldn't even flip accurately. That "Whisper In The Wind" bullshit never, EVER, hit someone squarely.
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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