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Laura.
Laura came to school one day wearing my sweatshirt (I'd let her borrow it that weekend). This was a sign to everyone in our high school "I like Troublebot and I want you to know it.
And I made her take it off.
Why? 'Cause I'm a moron. I liked her and had no idea how to tell her or express it. She gave me an opportunity and I pissed it away. Dope.
This is much funnier.
I'm at a party, fairly drunk, and I'm talking to this girl. Can't remember much of the conversation, but this phrase comes out of the haze.
"I'm a dancer."
Ok, that's cool.
"And I'm really flexable."
Wow. That should have sent off some red flags. In my drunk state I didn't recognize an obvious pick-up and kept talking at her till she walked away.
Unfortunately, I had friends nearby who saw the whole thing happen and haven't let me live it down yet.
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Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend.
Wind: [whistling] I hate you.
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