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1) Jimmy
2) Conan
3) Tom Green
Only reason Conan isn't number 1 because he has very, VERY, long vacations.
Tom Green is up there because his interviews are better than everyone but Conan and he has great ideas (Where Will Glen Sleep Wednesday Night? One of the best skits in late night history)
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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