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William Sexpeer
Recently a suitcase full of manuscripts has been
unearthed in an old house in Bangkok. It seems that in the dim and
distant past there dwelt in Merry England a playwright named William
SEX-PEER. The manuscripts contained some of his best known plays,
unabridged and unedited! They are now available to us thanks to the
efforts of the Harlot Publishers. Here is the list in
alphabetical order, along with brief descriptions: -
ALL SWELL THAT END SWELL All about the size of it
A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S CREAM Self Explanatory; Puck the consequences
BROTHELO Moored in despondency
HAM LAID How Ham Peggotty got his
HENRY SEXTH Historical sex-o-rama
JULIUS, SEIZE HER About the Roman autocrat who chased a Vestal Virgin
KING DICK II & III Forerunner of Viagra KING LEER The King who lusted and lost it
LOVES LABOUR'S LUST Self Explanatory
MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING ON About a prude in a nudist camp
ROAM, YOU, AND YOU LAY IT How to sow wild oats, mount a goo and
couple it
SMACK BETH How to kiss a maiden addict
TAMING OF THE SCREW At last, the mystery solved
THE COME EDDY OF ARSE The stinking whirlpool
THE MANY WIVES OF WIND SIR Harem scarum, with plenty of gas
THE MERCHANT OF PENIS Illicit trade in the gigolo business
THE TEMPTRESS All about a stormy giant with great calibre
TITS AND KNICKERS S & MTHE COME EDDY OF ARSE The stinking whirlpool
THE MANY WIVES OF WIND SIR Harem scarum, with plenty of gas
THE MERCHANT OF PENIS Illicit trade in the gigolo business
THE TEMPTRESS All about a stormy giant with great calibre
TITS AND KNICKERS S & M
TWELVE NIGHTS Non-stop action
TWO GENTLEMEN OF HER OWNER Love quadrangle
WINTER'S STALE Too cold to perform
YES, YOU LIKE IT Just for you! --
Once you have finished reading all these I shall send you a
comprehensive list of SEX-PEER's son-nets and daughter-nets.
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