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Logic is only the beginning of wisdom.
-- Spock, <i>Star Trek VI</i>
You've never had it 'til you've had it with a big, fat, blondie waitress.
-- Peter Falk as Sam Diamond in <i>Murder by Death</i>
Then the fit hit the Shan.
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Recovering from the peace which passeth understanding takes time.
-- Sam in <i>Lord of Light</i> by Roger Zelazney.
99% of all religion is bullshit. This has lead a lot of very smart people to conclude that 100% of religion is bullshit. (Paraphrase)
-- Julia from <i>Snow Crash</i> by Neal Stevenson
No matter how subtle the sorceror, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style.
- Steven Brust (Usually put in the mouth of Vlad Taltos, but oft repeated)
If you want to be tough on defense, you're going to have to do better than a foreign policy based on petulance.
-- Howard Dean
I never thought I would hear this coming out of my piehole, but Joe Lieberman is no Al Gore.
-- Dennis Miller
Water?! Fish Fuck in water!
-- W. C. Fields
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the people, not some farcial aquatic ceremony.
- Michael Palin
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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