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Houdini, The

After doing a girl doggie style or anal. You pull out and spit on her back right before you're about to blow your load and when she turns around thinking you're done you shoot your load in her face.

(origin American; slang) n. 1. a great magician. n. 2. similar to a 'Donkey Punch' except with flair. n. 3. Doin' a girl from behind, pulling out before you get a chance to come, spitting on her back (only to cause her to turn around), releasing your mangoo into her face and yelling 'Abracadbra bitch!'.

Your doing a girl doggy style and right before you spooge you spit on her back so she thinks your done and then when she looks back you blow your load in her face and then punch her in the eye. Proceeding that you steal her wallet and other valued possesions.

During doggie-style sex facing a window, the guy silently withdraws, and, unbeknownst to the chick, tags in a buddy who continues where he left off, while the first guy runs outside and waves at his woman from the front lawn, giving her the illusion that she's being slammed by an invisible man.


now to the funny parts


I tricked bridgette out with a Houdini.

It was a night unlike any other...the breese was gentle, the air softly romantic, and the moon sparkling overhead...so I hit her with the Houdini.

Yo, I pulled the houdini on that bitch last night and made off with $5 and a pocket of lint.

Yo, PStyles and I gave my woman The Houdini so well she thought I was muthafuckin' David Blaine.

thanks for the link motdakasha!

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