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tinfoil · 09-12-2003, 10:30 AM

For immediate release:

The Horde ™ is pleased to announce the impending downfall of Redmond, home of the Micro softies.

Troublebot the Mildly Unruffled, President and CEO (Chief Executions Officer) of The Horde had the following to say of the latest crusade: “While reveling in the bounty pillaged from our more recent West Virginia takeover, it was quickly decided that we act against one of the most vile of the vile, the Micro soft clan before they can unleash any more horrors on the citizens of Redmond.”

Joel Clien, assistant attorney general has applauded the move saying that The Horde will do in a day what we were unable to do in years.

Micro soft officials first responded by attempting to purchase The Horde. Pheatius the Anal Retentive, while meeting with the officials, declined the offer. Sources inside Micro soft say that the clan is now attempting to create their own horde, but is having trouble licensing some technology from rival clan, SCO.

Troublebot the Painfully Flatulant has also issued a statement granting immunity for small bands of revolutionaries currently stationed in Redmond. The bands fall under the Macintosh and Penguin banners. "Let this be a lesson to those who have not chosen sides. Side with our enemies and you shall be ground beneath our unlaced boots. Side with us and you shall be given 4% of the bounty"*

* only if the battle takes place on the second wednsesday of any given week.

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The Horde (TM) is a newly formed organization with aims to revolutionalise the looting industry.

Formed in 2003, The Horde began it's whirlwind tour with the succesful takeover of Rodeo Drive. Pundits have hailed the move as impressive and as a mark of The Horde's mastery.

The Horde is available for private parties and state / country takeovers. Please contact Troublebot for more information.

09-12-2003, 10:30 AM	#80 (permalink)
tinfoil Fucking Hostile Location: Springford, ON, Canada	For immediate release: The Horde ™ is pleased to announce the impending downfall of Redmond, home of the Micro softies. Troublebot the Mildly Unruffled, President and CEO (Chief Executions Officer) of The Horde had the following to say of the latest crusade: “While reveling in the bounty pillaged from our more recent West Virginia takeover, it was quickly decided that we act against one of the most vile of the vile, the Micro soft clan before they can unleash any more horrors on the citizens of Redmond.” Joel Clien, assistant attorney general has applauded the move saying that The Horde will do in a day what we were unable to do in years. Micro soft officials first responded by attempting to purchase The Horde. Pheatius the Anal Retentive, while meeting with the officials, declined the offer. Sources inside Micro soft say that the clan is now attempting to create their own horde, but is having trouble licensing some technology from rival clan, SCO. Troublebot the Painfully Flatulant has also issued a statement granting immunity for small bands of revolutionaries currently stationed in Redmond. The bands fall under the Macintosh and Penguin banners. "Let this be a lesson to those who have not chosen sides. Side with our enemies and you shall be ground beneath our unlaced boots. Side with us and you shall be given 4% of the bounty"* * only if the battle takes place on the second wednsesday of any given week. ---- The Horde (TM) is a newly formed organization with aims to revolutionalise the looting industry. Formed in 2003, The Horde began it's whirlwind tour with the succesful takeover of Rodeo Drive. Pundits have hailed the move as impressive and as a mark of The Horde's mastery. The Horde is available for private parties and state / country takeovers. Please contact Troublebot for more information. __________________ Get off your fuckin cross. We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr.