Oh great Kahn, Eweser has sworn on my orbs of manhood that she will be avenged for your slight on her warrior status. She is not my mate and has made mention of ripping your head off and spitting down your neck.
She is most terrifying in her wrath and I fear for even your safety.
I trust that you will handle this in a most diplomatic fashion as my orbs of manhood are sacred to me and I would miss them much.
She is truly named for her temper is shorter than the moment between thoughts.
If it all goes bad I will miss you.
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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom
Last edited by rockogre; 09-12-2003 at 10:30 AM..
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