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marcopolo · 09-12-2003, 08:11 AM

Sorry Mikey , the dog one is a stretch ...

Here is the reality :

First God created the dog.

Next, God created man to serve the dog.

Then, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the dog.

Next, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the dog.

After that, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it.

Then, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy and the man broke.

And last, God tried to rest, but He had to walk the dog.

09-12-2003, 08:11 AM	#14 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	Sorry Mikey , the dog one is a stretch ... Here is the reality : First God created the dog. Next, God created man to serve the dog. Then, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the dog. Next, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the dog. After that, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it. Then, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy and the man broke. And last, God tried to rest, but He had to walk the dog. __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. Last edited by marcopolo; 09-12-2003 at 08:41 AM..