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A 12 gauge pump shotgun and lots of double ought buckshot. Carry all the shells you can. Unless you blow them to bits the fuckers just keep on coming.
I keep two sawed off semi-auto 12 gauges for just such occasions. I modified the bananna clips to hold 20 shots each. If both are fully loaded they will at least give you enough breathing space to chug a beer and reload for the next wave.
If you load every other shot with a slug you can just pop their head off each time a slug comes up. It's fun to keep up with the head count.
I also leave lots of pieces of duct tape laying around in the yard, sticky side up. It really messes with them when they get it stuck on their feet.
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