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Originally posted by Thraeryn
As for the scouting of Redmond, I find that the bank coffers are full, the bank tellers are all shapely and of child-bearing age, and the bank resistances are all dependent upon some form of witchcraft called "micro soft". I have spoken with uncle phil, and he tells me that the two words together mean their defenses are puny and weak, like a mouse.
Victory is already ours!
The Thraeryn,
Whirling Death-Dealer and Chief "Look At Stuff That's Ahead of Everybody Else" Man of The Horde.
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I too have heard of this "micro soft" I have heard they are like "Windows". Easy to smash like glass (watch out for the edges!) One quick throw of a flail and the "Windows" will shatter. We can run roughshod through the "Gates" and then "Bill" them for the damages to our fighting equipment after. Yes after we have taken the women folk and used them to make coffee, meals and babies. Just be sure we do not pick up any "Virus's" as I hear they run rampant in the "Windows". So we may have to bathe after we pillage and burn after all! Besides the womenfolk tend to stick around if we smell clean!