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Elessar · 09-11-2003, 03:56 PM

Oh, what the hell.

What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic? Iceburg.

How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas?
Anywhere else, it would have been called a TEETHbrush.

Seen on bumper sticker: Driver carries no cash. He's married.

Paleontologists have discovered the first lesbian dinosaur: Licksalottapuss.

Scientists have finally found the gene for shyness. They would have found it earlier, but it was hiding.

Who do you call when you hurt your toe? A tow-truck.

How can an atom be sure if it lost its electron? Don't worry, it's positive.

A dog walks into a bar with its leg in a sling and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw"

How does a duck pay for chapstick? He just puts it on his bill.

Why does OJ Simpson want to live in Arkansas? Everyone has the same DNA.

09-11-2003, 03:56 PM	#250 (permalink)
Elessar Upright Location: Atlanta	Oh, what the hell. What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic? Iceburg. How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas? Anywhere else, it would have been called a TEETHbrush. Seen on bumper sticker: Driver carries no cash. He's married. Paleontologists have discovered the first lesbian dinosaur: Licksalottapuss. Scientists have finally found the gene for shyness. They would have found it earlier, but it was hiding. Who do you call when you hurt your toe? A tow-truck. How can an atom be sure if it lost its electron? Don't worry, it's positive. A dog walks into a bar with its leg in a sling and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw" How does a duck pay for chapstick? He just puts it on his bill. Why does OJ Simpson want to live in Arkansas? Everyone has the same DNA. __________________ You! Out of the Gene Pool! Last edited by SecretMethod70; 12-06-2004 at 01:49 PM..