My worst were when I was a child. Like 7 years old, the dentist was talking about putting a hook under my tooth and attaching it via rubber band to the roof of my mouth to help it come out. This was the same guy who asked me "would you like it to hurt a lot for a short time or a little for a longer time?"
*shudder*
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What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck...I can't remember how it ends, but your mother is a whore!
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