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I would love to join the Horde, but I am not into the whole 'No Bathing' thing. I will promise to have a daunting yet calming presence, ready for battle at all times with my body and mind my only weapons. And seeing how I will be the only clean member of the Horde, perhaps I could be a negotiator and ambassador for the Horde before/during/after an invasion.
I pledge my service and loyalty to the Horde and the one who leads it. (Until he or I die in battle.)
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