You think all those cuts everyone is getting are accidents? Think again. Microsoft is cutting down on piracy by linking your computer to your DNA. Next time you try to buy an operating system maybe they should just require you to send in a vial of blood?
Alright away from the paranoid aspect of this. I haven't had any crazy accidents. I did however have to take my cd-rom out because it had a needle stuck in the little manual eject thing(dont ask). When I got back in the computer simply beeped. Maybe I didn't offer up any blood so it got mad and locked me out?