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Old 04-25-2003, 11:21 AM   #29 (permalink)
synkron
Crazy
 
Location: in the midst of a dissociative fugue
Fuck that noise. Here's what'll happen:

Eventually, things will get so tense between the two of you, problems will begin in the relationship. You'll fight, eventually you'll break up, never having schtooked this girl.

A few weeks or months later, you'll find out she's turned into the neighbourhood gang bang slut, fucking every guy she meets. Except you. You'll fall into a self-questioning fit of despair, wondering why she wouldn't let you bone her, while here she is bonking every loser you know who couldn't even get a date with the raunchiest girl in high school. You'll turn to crack, end up frying your brain, and winding up in a mental institution, drooling all over your shirt and mumbling something about little purple dwarf men.

Save yourself before its too late. Dump her and find a girl who wants to shag.
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