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dylanmarsh · 09-11-2003, 07:49 AM

Well, since you are using/employing this feline to hunt and kill mice, why not name it after a famous assassin? Like Oswald, or Hinckley, or Wilkes, or Chapman, or Ruby, or Sirhan Sirhan, or Earl Ray. I think the one that really stands out in my mind is naming your kitty "The Nation of Islam." Not for the current state of things, but the fact that they killed Malcolm X; although, you could point out that they are evil, etc and not to be messed with by anything, even a little mouse.

Plus, I think it would hysterical to tell your neighbors that The Nation of Islam killed two mice today in your barn. And then suggest that The Nation would love to come over and hunt on your property. You could even further the joke by saying that if The Nation of Islam is good, you give her piece of bacon or a saucer of milk; The Nation loves its milk.

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dylanmarsh Sleepy Head	Well, since you are using/employing this feline to hunt and kill mice, why not name it after a famous assassin? Like Oswald, or Hinckley, or Wilkes, or Chapman, or Ruby, or Sirhan Sirhan, or Earl Ray. I think the one that really stands out in my mind is naming your kitty "The Nation of Islam." Not for the current state of things, but the fact that they killed Malcolm X; although, you could point out that they are evil, etc and not to be messed with by anything, even a little mouse. Plus, I think it would hysterical to tell your neighbors that The Nation of Islam killed two mice today in your barn. And then suggest that The Nation would love to come over and hunt on your property. You could even further the joke by saying that if The Nation of Islam is good, you give her piece of bacon or a saucer of milk; The Nation loves its milk. Last edited by dylanmarsh; 09-11-2003 at 07:52 AM..