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A young redneck girl was in a fix. She needed a ride to go to the local opossum hunt that night, but none of her friends had a way to get her there.
She runs to her Dad and asks, "Daddy, can I borrow the truck tonight?"
" Well honey, let me think...you can borrow the truck...if you suck your old man's dick!" he replied.
She stands there in disbelief...but, after a minute, considering how really badly she wants to go, she finally agrees.
As she assumes the position, and begins her task, suddenly she straightens up and begins to gag. "Daddy!...your dick tastes like SHIT!"
To which her daddy replies,"Oh shit honey, I forgot...your brother already borrowed the truck tonight!"
This is the sickest joke that has ever made me laugh out loud.
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The sad thing is... as you get older you come to realize that you don't so much pilot your life, as you just try to hold on, in a screaming, defiant ball of white-knuckle anxious fury 
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