UnclePhil:
If I don't make it to the bathroom, I might have stool in my pants. But this time? No.
CrazyCousinJim:
It moves, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't vibrate. Well, unless its trying to do something special.
Bones:
Has legs
Didn't someone ask if you can eat it? I'm not sure, no one has really tried.
And its not a moosecock.
Scapegoat:
Hehe, its not your precious, or a gold ring.
and if it was, why would I give it to you?
liquiddreams:
It is not a glass of milk.