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"You can keep your daughter, I'll take the cow."
"You didn't really think I wished for a 12 inch Pianist, did you?"
"You're right, it's not very long, but it sure is wide!"
and a classic from childhood
"I'm not washing my mouth out after she sticks her ass in there!"
Last edited by Nikilidstrom; 09-10-2003 at 11:59 AM..
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