Just remembered another one of my favorites.
"Peter: The healthiest thing we can do is to just ignore this and pretend that it doesn't exist. Just like we do with the squid.
*Camera zooms out to reveal a giant squid a the table.*
*Squid knocks all the setting of the table*
Lois: Eh... Earthquake
Peter: Err... A truck going by"
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I am a ridiculous man- Fyodor Doestoevsky
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