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"I...am going...to kick...your...ASS!"
And another personal favorite...
"What tatoo would you like, sir?"
"I want a skull."
"Well I can do Kermit the Frog. Would you like a nice Kermit the Frog?"
"No, I want a skull.:
"Ok, well, I'm gonna go ahead and do Kermit the Frog..."
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"Final thought: I just rented Michael Moore's Bowling for Columbine. Frankly, it was the worst sports movie I've ever seen."
--Peter Schmuck, The (Baltimore) Sun
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