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Sounds like I've got a pretty tame sex life by comparision. Ah well.
After a little "back in the hometown for a week or two" party out at a club, me and the "respectable young lady" stop by her house. We're both pretty tipsy, so we're stopping in the kitchen to get some water & B-complex before bed to ward off any potential hangovers. A squeeze here, pinch there, hand slips up her shirt, and before I know what's going on she's unbuttoning my shirt and then going straight for the belt. In the middle of the kitchen, lights on, with her parents upstairs.
What the hell - I start tearing her clothes off. Sit her up at just the right height on the countertop, and proceed to make her muffle what would have been a *very* loud orgasm on my shoulder.
That was sort of the "awakening of the Naughty Girl Within" for her. Needless to say, it's just gotten better and better.
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Originally Posted by analog
Just ask her why the hell she got rid of all the meat... and then tell her you'd rather die young with a cheeseburger in your hand and a smile on your face than old with a grimace and a refrigerator full of rabbit food.
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