I, too, would volunteer for the horde. As an experienced wolf-master I feel your horde could benefit greatly from having savage rabid animals at its beck and call. One unique feature of the wolves I've trained myself, is that they have a special bloodlust for law-school graduates. I think it's the smell of the sheepskin. I won't need to be supplied with a horse, however I could use a good scimitar.
Vermin the Unmentionable,
horde applicant
P.S. I've also got a small wolverine which can be sicced on those overly concerned with grammar and punctuation. Just a thought.
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Last edited by vermin; 09-09-2003 at 06:58 PM..
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