Newlyweds - MTV's newest Osbournes
Any seen Newlyweds on MTV yet? The starting five minutes of the first episode are extremely corny so I'm not sure exactly why I didn't change the channel (actually I am sure: laziness), but the show gets a lot better.
Although I think my level of attraction for Jessica Simpson has waned since watching a couple episode (oh, but she still fine, don't get me wrong). But what are you supposed to think about her inability to throw dead flowers in the trash can or her fear of laundry. Or how about this sample quote:
"So is tuna, like, chicken or fish, because it says chicken of the sea on the can."
After that gem Nick Lachey looked at her with such annoyance, it was hilarious. And the fact that he's so anal makes the show even better.
I'm telling you, it's the new Osbournes.
And the new Ozzy is Jessica Simpson.
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