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We got kicked out of Marquette Park (in Chicago) for life. We were actually done at the time. A cool autumn night, windows all fogged up. Me sleeping in the passenger seat, her sleeping in the driver's seat. I wake up and notice a light in the window. What's my first reaction? Open the window. WRONG. It's a couple of cops.
"Step out of the car, son"
"Um."
"Get your pants on boy and get outta the car"
Yeah, I opened the window first. Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, DUMB!
After checking our id's, they kicked us out of the park and warned us never to come back. We look back on it now and laugh. Also, I ALWAYS pull my pants up now BEFORE answering the door/knock/etc.
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