So, being a technical recruiter, I got a call several months ago.....this female candidate calls me to register with my company so I tell her she needs to come into the office to fill out some paperwork and have a brief profile interview done with me. When she comes in, I immediatetly recognized her as this porn star I have drooled over for many a five knuckle shuffle sessions. I start asking her technical questions about her background....she cuts me off and says she would love to slob on my knob under my desk....now, I never mess around with my candidates, but with the opportunity at hand, who am I to say no....she commences with the sucking and slurping on my cock under the desk when.....*ring, ring*....huh...wha?.....damn work daydreams again......
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