Mitch Hedburg rocks.
"Death metal bands have such intense names. Rigor Mortis. Mortuary. Obituary. We weren't nearly as intense. Wounded. We later switched to Acapella, as we walked out of the pawn shop."
"You should never wave at someone you don't know cause what if they don't have a hand? Then they'll think you're cocky. Look at what I got motherfucka. This shit is useful. I think I'll go pick something up."
Pure genius.
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I am a ridiculous man- Fyodor Doestoevsky
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