I find them annoying, gay, obscene, cubersome, expensive, REALLY EXPENSIVE, OVERPRICED PLANS, hard to type on especially to TEXT someone, and that having one will just conform me to the group of conceited, money-wasting assholes who already use them.
Explained in detail: (10 through 14 year olds who call their van/explorer driving soccer mommies to pick them up from school) and stupidfied idiots who buy them in color-screens using them to check their email and play half-assed video games (It's a fucking phone! Not a PS2!) on them just to be cool.