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It was a slow Sunday, what can I say
[13:00] KWSN Yarr, today has been quite the unproductive of days
[13:00] *** phredgreen is now known as phred|royalnavy
[13:00] phred|royalnavy- priates?
[13:00] phred|royalnavy> pirates
[13:00] KWSN> and I wouldn't have it any other way
[13:00] KWSN> Avast, the royal navy!
[13:00] * phred|royalnavy primes his cannons to use against pirates
[13:00] KWSN> yarr, we could sink yer whole batallion in one fell swoop
[13:01] * KWSN prepares to board phred|royalnavy's ships
[13:01] * KWSN sharpens his scimtar
[13:01] shalafi> arrr ramming speed
[13:01] *** KWSN was kicked by phred|royalnavy (cannoned)
[13:01] *** KWSN has joined #tfp
[13:02] KWSN> Yarr, you think you've won this time, Royal Navy
[13:02] shalafi> prepare to be boarded ya scurvy navy dogs
[13:02] phred|royalnavy> knock the wind out of your sails yet?
[13:02] KWSN> But I'll prove ye wrong!
[13:02] KWSN> Yarrr! ATTACK!
[13:02] * redravin loads his cannons with hot shot and chain
[13:02] * KWSN swings across and slices phred|royalnavy's achilles with his scimitar
[13:03] KWSN> Yarrr, try firin' a cannon now, landlubber!
[13:03] * phred|royalnavy laughs... i have scimitar-proofed converse hightops on!
[13:03] * shalafi jumps over and chops royal swabbies int kibbles
[13:03] * redravin fires his cannon and sets KWSN's sails on fire
[13:03] KWSN> DAMMIT!
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[13:03] * KWSN slices phred|royalnavy's throat instead
[13:04] WorldsKing> Howdy Y'all
[13:04] shalafi> arrr wk
[13:04] phred|royalnavy> no luck. the royal navy demands we ware these impossibly highnecked uniforms
[13:04] KWSN> yarrr, I doubt ye be havin' a scimitar-proof turtleneck!
[13:04] * redravin throws grappling hooks and boards KWSN's ship
[13:04] phred|royalnavy> uncomfortable as they may be, they protect much better than your vest.
[13:04] * KWSN laughs at redravin's futile attempts, as he is on Phred's ship now
[13:04] * phred|royalnavy runs kwsn through with his ceremonial asskicking blade
[13:04] * shalafi thwaps phred|royalnavy with a belaying pin
[13:05] * KWSN sighs
[13:05] phred|royalnavy> my big tricornered hat deflects the hit
[13:05] KWSN> Yarrr, god dammit
[13:05] * KWSN dies nobly
[13:05] shalafi> doh this pirates life is hard
[13:05] phred|royalnavy> and you thought the uniform was purely ceremonial...
[13:05] KWSN> don't you mean... yo-ho-ho?
[13:05] * redravin sets kwsns ship on fire and sends it to Davy Jones locker
[13:05] WorldsKing> What the hell is goin' on?
[13:06] * shalafi runs away screaming like a little girl but lives to plunder another day
[13:06] * KWSN , despite being dead, cries at the sight of his ship sinking
[13:06] phred|royalnavy> this wonder of wool is the best protection out there
[13:06] * redravin gives world king a bottle of rum and an eye patch
[13:06] KWSN> Yarrr, you win this time
[13:06] KWSN> but my first mate shalafi will have ye someday!
[13:06] WorldsKing> Oh... it's pirate day.
[13:06] KWSN> damn right it is
[13:06] shalafi> arrr every day is pirate day matey
[13:06] shalafi> like.....dug
[13:06] shalafi> duh even
[13:07] peacy> Sorry guys, but what's pirate day?
[13:07] *** phred|royalnavy changes topic to '<WorldsKing> Oh... it's pirate day.'
[13:07] * redravin sticks sulfer matches in his beard and loads his flintlock pistols
[13:07] WorldsKing> Now evryone will know
[13:08] shalafi> maybe canukian/valley/pirates - like....arrr.....eh
[13:08] * redravin maroons KWSN on a little island with only seagulls to play with
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[13:10] WorldsKing> Poor seagulls... stuck with KWSN
[13:10] * phred|royalnavy feels sorry for kwsn, so he throws a volleyball onto the island for kwsn to befriend
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[13:10] KWSN> yarrr, you'll pay for this
[13:11] KWSN> the whole lot of you landlubbers
[13:11] redravin> yo ho yo ho....wheres my ho's?
[13:11] WorldsKing> lubber?
[13:11] KWSN> Avast! Be that a beacon over yonder?
[13:12] WorldsKing> I need a new hobby
[13:12] * redravin takes his ho's and a bottle of rum into his cabin
[13:12] KWSN> Yarrr, 'tis but the sun glintin' off the sea
[13:13] KWSN> Yarrr, I be afk for a while
[13:13] KWSN> ahoy, tfp-ites
[13:13] *** KWSN is now known as KWSN|marooned
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