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When I first watched pulp fiction and He shot the dude in the face in the car. That was pretty damn suprising!
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When Travolta turned around and had his gun there I was thinking to myself "Now what moron would have his gun out with his finger on the trigger and pointed at the guy in the back? That guy's going to get shot" Next thing I know, there's a big splotch of red. Was laughing for a good five minutes after that.
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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