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Old 09-07-2003, 01:11 AM   #84 (permalink)
analog
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this thread is hilarious.

closest i came was with my first girlfriend. we were going at it on her bed in her parents' house (we were 17 and 18 then). her room is right next to where the garage is. all of a sudden, amongst her noises, I hear a loud whirring. i call her attention to it, and she yells, "SHIT, GARAGE DOOR!". the door from the garage is about 3 feet from hers. I've never gotten dressed that fast in my entire life.

Also, with my current girlfriend, (i'm back in my parents' house again) there have been a few times where i'll come home from work late at night and find some mail for me on my bed... and i'll look down and on the floor will be several condoms from the night before. I know they know, and that freaks me out. lol
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