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People die driving, so why not make it illegal so people don't die because of it?
People also die because they ride a bike, why not make sure they don't die and make that illegal too.
People can get massive injuries by using skateboards, roller blades, and roller skates, so lets make that illegal too.
So, according to that logic, our only forms of transportation should be walking and running.
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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