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That must be an awesome feeling, now its time for YOU to have a party!
I had this old hag for a neighbor named "flo" who would complain constantly about some piece of garbage sticking out of my garage or how my lawn needed mowing (even if I mowed a few days ago) and she would call the cops on us if we made any noise at all even though we never had any company over after midnight.
We eventually moved because our jobs moved out of town so we rented a U-Haul and are moving some stuff with some friends when a police car pulls up... She had called the cops on us because a napkin from when someone was eating lunch had gone into her yard and we had littered on her property. The police officers laugher their asses off and told us pretty much just to be glad we were moving and feel bad for whoever moved in after us.
To this day my wife and I still joke about seeing Flo driving along down the street inspecting people's yards and calling the cops on them...
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