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The worst neighbours I ever encountered were a Guy and his Wife who used to be the loudest lovemakers you could ever imagine.
Man that Woman could go off.
It was all hours too with session's lasting for 45 minutes and two or three times a night.(Every night).
We had only been married a few months and at first it was amusing but after a while it became annoying.
The block of units were we lived created an echo effect too and people would be yelling out at night for them to stop.
(Put the fucking thing in her mouth and shut her up)
Windows would slam shut and people would bang on their door.
Funny thing was the first day that I saw her I thought that she needs to make noise to make it interesting for him.
She was a two paper bag job.
The cops got called one day and in typical fashion there was four of them,(all male),that arrived.
I'll never forget the jovial approach these coppers had either,they were laughing from go to whoa and must have stayed downstairs talking to this couple for about half an hour.
They got a result though.
They moved out not long after thankfully.
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