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Q: How are blondes like railroad tracks?
A: They've both been laid all over the country.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the titanic?
A: They know how many men went down on the titanic.
Q: Why do blondes have bruises in their bellybuttons?
A: Because their boyfriends are dumb blondes too.
Q: Why did the blonde dye her hair red?
A: Instant intelligence.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them! HEHE (ME)
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~Vash, Trigun
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