Lets see stupid stuff i have done....
About 3 years ago I bought a 83 T bird coupe for about $100 well the clutch safety switch was bad in it so the way I always started it was with a screwdriver on the solenoid. Well I was wrenching under the hood tidying up some wires and my friend was sitting in the car.....well I decided to give the a try at running....but little did i know my friend was playing race car driver and shifting through the gears.. So I jumped the solenoid and the car took off forward and right into the wall in my dads shop.....tilted the wall back a couple of feet and ripped a door right off of its hinges...well after banging the wall back with a sledge hammer and remounting the door with longer screws, it was as good as new.
Another time my friend had a old 83' olds firenza...well it was time for a plug change....well I ran down to a mechanics shop that sold spark plugs and I told him the make, model, year etc....and they gave me 4 new plugs....assuming they where the correct plugs we put them in...all of a sudden about 5 miles down the road we where thinking..."this car is running like shit now". Well we plugged out the spark plugs and the became bashed in by the pistons...thank god it didn't damage the engine. Then we preceded to go down to where we bought the plugs and asked for our money back.
Then one of my friends wanted his brakes changes...it was just the front pads no big deal so I said sure why not....well got the job done and backed the car up and ooohhhhhhfuck! no brakes!....I forgot to pump up the brakes....scared the shit outta me.....
Stupid stuff my friends have done..
One of my friends was drilling a hole in one of his friends honda civic for a power wire for a amp....right into the ac core he drilled into...nice stream of freon that came out of that.....
Helping one of my friends wifes change her oil....got it all ready and told her to start it.....she started the damn thing in reverse......almost drove right into the pit.......
One time I was helping my friend change the oil in his 1984 Monte Carlo....the dumbass thought to drain the oil you had to take the filler plug out of the differential.
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