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THE INCREDIBLE DAMIR DOKIC
My super powers are also practically unlimited.
I am able to engage all tennis officials in combat, with no provocation.
I can lie on the road in protest over the price of salmon.
I am able to intimidate my only daughter into playing tennis for any country.
My powers can be used for the power of good
and evil should the need arise.
I am only hindered in my incredible rage by the police and the burly security guards my daughter hires to protect herself from me.
My costume usually consists of poorly chosen, tight shorts, thongs and t-shirts.
I am identified mainly by my large beard, which doubles as my super protection from getting crumbs on my shirt.
I am pretty much available for anything these days
since i have been banned from all tennis venues around the world.</center>