when i was 15 i could never control it so i used to always where jeans. One day i had a woody (which was tucked down my pant-leg very uncomfortably) and i walked past a really goodlooking girl who i glanced at and kept walking. The next day my best friend told me the girl wanted to know if he had ever seen my penis? HAHAHA! i found it to be very funny and a great compliment...
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EX: Whats new?
ME: I officially love coffee more then you now.
EX: uh...
ME: So, not much.
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