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You do seem quite exceptional - assuming that you are a male - which you didn't really specify...
Maybe it is all the smoke she is blowing up there... I should have my wife try that... Is it crack pipe smoke? (joke)
I would imagine that you are absolutely brimming with testosterone. Are you aggressive, quick to temper, have a strong ego, lots of facial hair and body hair, receding hairline, huge testicles... stop me - just wondering if you had any signs of what females call "testosterone poisioning"...
btw - you are a mega sexual superhero. I'm no slouch, but you outpace probably 99.999% of all human males. Are you sure you are all human? Are you from Krypton? Your girlfriend knows how good she has it, so you should be able to lord it over her and take advantage of your special gifts to her.
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